We make it, they have parking, they are open, they are going to give us breakfast in the morning, and they have an internet connection. They do not have air-conditioning or a non-smoking room. I slap down my credit card and grab the camera. I don’t even care if there is no shower at this point; I just want a bed. The room is giant compared to what we have been staying in and at first whiff the lingering smoke isn’t too bad. Unfortunately, it’s hot – really hot. We have to open the windows, which leads to the second problem: we are at the train station, so naturally, there are trains and strassenbahns and cars and drunk people all competing in a battle of decibels. I decide to ignore this, as best I can. Scott is deep deep in work mode and there is nothing on TV but an episode of Veronica Mars and while the storyline is interesting the person they chose to dub her voice is freaking me out so I have to turn it off. I lie down on the very comfortable bed and discover at that moment why it is important to have a non-smoking room. The blankets and pillows and mattress and everything else are rife with old, moldy cigarette smell. I find if I lay on my back and turn my head in the direction of the brightest streetlight known to man, I might just be able to handle it. I am pondering whether this would be considered second hand smoke or third hand and wondering about the health effects. For example, if thirty people smoked in this room over the last six months, am I breathing the remnants of thirty times second hand smoke? Even if this isn’t causing cancer, it certainly is causing a symptom known as “irritable Alexis with stiff neck,” not to mention a boyfriend who wakes his girlfriend throughout the night mumbling “disgusting, just disgusting.”
Monday, June 25, 2007
Google How I Love Thee, Let Me Count The Ways
We set out for our big drive to
Americans Uber alles
During dinner we befriend a very sweet American couple who are actually around our ages – almost a breath of fresh air, since for our whole trip we have been the youngest everywhere we go. They were a married couple from
Is It Thursday? It Must Be France
We headed back to
Friday, June 15, 2007
Cyber Café or Your Car: Really, What Is The Difference?
We move on the next morning around lunch time to a town called St. Jean du Bruel, that Scott has wanted to visit for the last ten years (I know I am prone to exaggeration, but this isn't one). We stop at the little hotel (called Hotel du Midi Papillon) for lunch; the place has reportedly been run by the same family for four generations. I screw my courage again and order duck confit. This is really because there isn't anything else I want on the menu, other than salad – and there is nothing to pare the salad with that is reasonably priced, other then some strange sounding cured ham (a town specialty). I don't really like ham, but thought about it for a bit. Finally, I nixed the whole salad/ham combo concept and went with the duck. Scott ordered the ham. Thank the Lord I didn't. It looked raw and while he thought it tasted great, I thought it tasted as raw as it looked. There were two gigantic purple pieces with giant edges of thick white fat, that looked as if it had just been sliced off the live animal and thrown on his plate, along with a pat of butter – not sure what you are supposed to use that for. On the whole my duck was great and it turned out that our dinners came with brimming bowls of vegetables, including one that I was sure was salsify and a giant bowl of artichoke hearts. Once again, not sure why the vegetables weren't listed, but whatever. The duck wasn't as good as Scott's had been, but it still might be a
meat I would consider in the future. Then after we get in the car I miraculously find an unlocked wifi signal and sit rooted to that fortuitous spot for an hour or more so I can post to the blog.
Time For Sleep and Wine
Paris Café
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Drive to Gorges du Tarn
Dinner Again at Cuq
Finally it is sunny. We spend the rest of the day laying around in the garden with the dogs of the house sunning ourselves and reading. And, best of all we can have dinner on the terrace! We meet a pleasant British couple who regale us with stories of driving from London to the South of France and how they walked in an anti-war protest in New York when they were stuck there in a blizzard years ago.They also spend some time telling us how terrible Blair is and what a disappointment he is. I find this comforting. I have to remember that
One Star Lunch
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Reading Thomas Hardy in Toulouse
Beauty at Cuq en Terrasse
Are We There Yet?
Cacaoalat!
The Hunt For Food Catches Strange Art
Tapas, Tapas, and More Tapas
After our bus tour we headed over to Steve’s hotel, he was staying in one of the most luxury hotels in
Sight-Seeing for Lazy People 101
You Can’t go Wrong with Paella
That day Scott and I decided that we would have a day of recovery and would make no attempt to do anything other than lie in bed (and, possibly, eat). We spent the day reading and lounging and at one point Scott went our and found us Doner kebabs (which were good, but not as good as the ones in
Sunrise
Upon getting home we went to a plaza and bought some beer from some people selling six packs on the street at 5 a.m., then we all headed back to the roof-deck of our hotel to wind the night down. We sat on the roof with a smattering of American guests and a couple of Marc’s
The Reception
The Main Event
The wedding is beautiful. The church is on the top of a mountain with a gorgeous view. Julie looks incredible as she comes down the aisle and even though I can’t understand a word of the proceedings (performed in Catalan), the ceremony is touching. Stacy is bawling, and she wasn’t the only one in the audience with tears in her eyes.
How Not To Get Ready for A Wedding in Barcelona, or Anywhere else
Holy Prices, Batman!
The Beach Town In The Rain
From Avignon to Collouire
The day turns out to be cloudy and horribly wet. Since we all inexplicably neglected to bring CDs for the car, and since the options on the radio consist of talk shows we can’t understand and ludicrously bad French rap, we content ourselves during the long drive with taking turns reading aloud from Heat, a book by Bill Buford about his time as a cook at Mario Batali’s restaurant, Babbo. This succeeds in making me really Hungry.
When In Doubt, You’ve Lost Your Bag
Dinner Found In St. Remy de Provence
We end up having a wonderful dinner at a restaurant in St. Remy de Provence, called the Jardin de Fredrick. It was adorable and had an artist in residence, something that was apparent as soon as we walked into the deep red and yellow dinning room, whose walls were packed with paintings. The menus themselves were hand-painted with different scenes of the area. I had a quick vision of a wizened artist, hunched-over, painting his menus like wizened, hunched-over monks illustrating bibles. Dinner was wonderful; in fact, we couldn’t decide if we preferred that to the night before or not – its true Michelin doesn’t steer you wrong!
Abbaye de Senanque
From the glorious view of the village we head to the Abbaye de Senanque, an ancient abbey that is fronted by a huge field of lavender. Unfortunately, the lavender was not yet in bloom, so that was a bit disappointing. The site was beautiful nevertheless. The sun was getting low and the monastery itself was already closed. Erin and I walked the grounds and let Scott sit and indulge his favorite pastime – reading the Red Michelin guide and looking for restaurants we can eat at. We had reservations to eat at our hotel but by that point it was getting late and we were too far away to make it back in time.
Gordes
Loosing Erin
Friday, June 8, 2007
Les Baux-De-Provence – France’s Answer to Neuschweinstein
Sur Le Pont D’Avignon
I wake up because my companions are calling me to look at something. It is the Palace of the Popes. According to the history that I pieced together from my extensive research (which included watching something on the discovery channel on the Knights Templars and wracking my brain for what I can remember from grade school history), it seems that around the 14th century in 1309 (ok, I looked that date up), Pope Clement V makes the move and
Breakfast The French Way
I spent half the night up coughing and the other half listening to the church bell and the trash truck. The lack of sleep didn’t help my illness and I woke up feeling like I had been crushed in the back of the trash truck. We went down to breakfast and found it too cold to sit on the terrace, repairing instead to the sweet indoor dinning room. Here we feasted on baguettes and jam with yogurt and super strong coffee. Sadly breakfast did nothing to help my head or my aching body. After breakfast we set out to find an internet café, but Scott thought it was time to find a doctor for me to see. Seeing a French doctor is my worst nightmare. In the end we agreed on stopping in the Pharmacy. Erin and I head in with high hopes, but after a few minutes of this woman gesturing toward her nose and asking something
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Dinner Extraordinaire
We unpack and change quickly and head out to dinner. We are going to a place called Les Florets, which is another Inn that Scott has been wanting to stay at and usually doesn’t have availability (we are actually staying there on the way back). The drive there is truly amazing, the fields of green are filled with round bails of hay and those straight funny pine trees; it truly looks like something out of a Monet painting. Erin and I are aghast at the beauty and I am jittery with anticipation of a full on French meal with cheese cart! Yum. Of course we will now be launching into the food portion of our blog, I can’t stop myself with the food photos even in the super fancy restaurants. The dinner began with Scott and I having classes of Cremant de Loire, a delicious champagne-like sparkling aperitif. This was followed by an amuse bouch of fromage blanc that had been mixed with herbs and toped with a tiny half of a hard boiled quails egg; it was light and refreshing and I could have eaten a large bowl (in fact, it is the thing from that meal that I most wish I could eat again). Erin and I both started with an eggplant dish that had feta, tomatoes, tepenade and amazing pesto. Scott choose a smoked salmon filled with incredibly smooth asparagus mouse that had chunks of crab and was served with a langoustine; it was truly amazing. Scott chose the wine from an extensive list of Gigondas, Vacqueyras and Chateauneuf du Pape. The inn is actually in the town of Gigondas and the owners also own a winery. Scott chooses a 1998 Domaine Les Goubers, Cuvee Florence, a Gigondas from one of the best recent vintages in the Rhone Valley. The dusty bottle arrived at the table at the perfect temperature and when decanted and finally poured into our glasses it was a beautiful burgundy color. The taste was deep and rich had many layers of flavor and, just when you think it has, ended there is another burst of flavor before it dies away. Thanks to the bottle-aging, there was no harsh tannin, just luscious fruit. Scott’s joy was evident on his face every single time he took a sip of the lovely liquid. Erin had a nice white fish for her main course, that was the most “provincial” of all of our dishes: it was on a bed of bulger with olives and tomoatos. I feasted on Scallops with sweet potato puree and covered in this almost sweet caramel sauce. Scott had lamb two ways – grilled loin and grilled lamb rib chop with pureed garlic and some kind of rich sauce from the pan. We were all satisfied. Then came the cheese! The man arrived with a huge cart, with the cheese broken into sections – goat, cow and ewe. They were designated oddly by small ceramic animals. We each chose four different cheeses to taste – in essence we got 12 unique tastes – it was like heaven. Scott expounded on the superiority of unpasturized cheese and the idiocy of American laws not allowing it in. Erin and I thought of ways we could smuggle it in, and I thought maybe I could just learn to make it. Of course, my ability to make cheese that is the equal of the cheese produced by villages that have been perfecting their craft for hundreds of years may be somewhat in doubt. However, since my culinary self-confidence knows no shame, I figured at least I could give it a shot, I mean making any cheese has got to be some kind of accomplishment and I think Erin and Scott would both eat it without too much complaint even if they hated it. I called the waiter over to find out the name of the cheese I particularly liked, but I couldn’t understand him, so he wrote it down for me: Picodom (from the Drome area, a small village called Derier Le Fit). Erin’s best cheese was Saint Felicien from Grenoble. Dessert came afterward and was amazing, with all sorts of lovely tastes mingling and creating new tastes depending on what bits you ate together. The whole meal took about three hours. The restaurant apparently had many more guests than they had anticipated and managed to serve them all. The service was such that all of the waiters belonged to the whole dinning room, at any one time a waiter would show up and look at the ticket on your table, then bring out the next course, or someone would come and clean away your tables. The wonder was how in the world theses places make any money: you essentially book hour table for the whole night, they are not looking to turn it over – and really, with a dinner that lasts for 3 hours, how could they? The price was also not outrageous; this is something that I am really going to have to research. We drove home in a food coma and I almost forgot about the plague that was wracking my body.